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The Pish Tech Humor Section

Postby AnselKnob » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:27 pm

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the fish aren't biting or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.
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Postby AnselKnob » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:28 pm

My professor once accused me of plagiarism..

His words, not mine.
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Postby AnselKnob » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:29 pm

I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car..

I opened the door and pushed her out.
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Re: The Pish Tech Humor Section

Postby AnselKnob » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:41 am

Braile isn't that hard to learn..

You just have to get a feel for it.
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Re: The Pish Tech Humor Section

Postby AnselKnob » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:42 am

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many'..

and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
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Re: The Pish Tech Humor Section

Postby AnselKnob » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:44 am

Two homeless men sit on a park bench..

One asks the other: Did you bring bread for the pigeons?

The other replies: No, I eat them without the bread.
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Re: The Pish Tech Humor Section

Postby AnselKnob » Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:46 am

I met a Southern African girl the other night, we spoke for hours..

We just clicked.
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